My company is a pretty tight group. We try to indulge in some literary creativity in our off hours, as the rest of our time is spent poring over rather boring legal documents.
Colleague 1: I’ve added the 9’o clock breakfast on Fridays to my schedule.
Colleague 2: Oh, you mean the one in the lobby?
Colleague 1: Yeah, I have two breakfast”es” on Fridays now.
Colleague 2: Do you say breakfast”es” or breakfast?
Colleague 1: Maybe it’s breakfii…